Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize
