no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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