Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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