Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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