Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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