You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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