If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
that may or may not have been my penis.
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