Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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