people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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