Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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