Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Randomize
