You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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