i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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