Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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