one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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