Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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