I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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