You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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