I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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