That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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