If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Randomize