my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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