Me. At least after what I've been through.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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