yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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