is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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