Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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