So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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