I'm gonna have a badass scar
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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