yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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