You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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