oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Sober January is a disaster.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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