Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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