So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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