Nicole vs. Life
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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