I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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