Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He has the fingertips of a God
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