Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
that may or may not have been my penis.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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