My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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