The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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