He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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