I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it because I queefed?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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