She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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