: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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