Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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