Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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