In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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