He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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