Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
