I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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