Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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