Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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