Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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