"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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