The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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