How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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